Egg shells

One of my favorite things to do in this mortal experience is to take a cold egg out of the fridge and crack it onto a really hot pan.

It's so satisfying!

"ssssssssizzzzzzzle.... it... speaks to me.... yes little egg.... ssspeak...... ssssssssssizzzzzzzzle....mwa ha ha ha ha ha"

A few minutes ago I did just that, but I accidentally got a little piece of shell in the mix. I saw it, thought about doing something about it, and came to the conclusion that it wasn't worth my time plus the added annoyance of getting egg goo on my fingers.

Bad idea. Egg shells are not friendly to your teeth, as I discovered. Who knew.


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