Thursday, November 12, 2009

The math behind pizza.


Being able to
make a good pizza has done nothing but benefit me in life. I wish I had gotten started earlier.

How many people have you ever met that are like,
"What? Pizza? Ew, dude, shoot me in the face! That crap is bleagheaghegheagheghaeghegha...."

That last part would be the sound of them throwing up from thinking about pizza.

Yeah no. That doesn't happen.

The math here is simple. Everyone enjoys a good pizza(p). Because of this, it can be assumed that when adding a good pizza(p) to any random sampling of everyone(e), the result would be enjoyment, or happiness(h), in this case.

p + e = h

In math, we seldom see a situation where pizza(p) is present, and happiness(h) is not, excluding the rare occasion that no one(n) is also present, thus eliminating the possibility for happiness(h), since we know that happiness(h) requires everyone(e) or at least someone(s), and cannot coexist peacefully with no one(n).

The combination of pizza(p) and no one(n) equals moldy pizza(mp).

p + n = mp

Excluding this rare exception, pizza(p) and happiness(h) are the same thing.

p = h

Therefore, if you have the power to create(c) a good pizza(p), or, a pizza that everyone(e) will enjoy, it can be assumed that you have the power to create happiness(h) for everyone(e).

cp + e = ch + e

It gets a little complicated from there, but you can sort of get the idea of what we're talking about.


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