Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Pay attention to this!

Here's a hypothetical situation for you:

Stephen(seemed like a good name, at random), lives with... Frobert... we shall call him that.... Frobert.

Stephen makes some delicious food. More delicious food than he can feasably eat in one sitting. Feeling particularly generous that day, he offers to share some of this delicious food with his roommate, Frobert.

Frobert accepts.

Frobert then proceeds to help himself to a portion of the delicious food, but rather than consume said food, he packs it away and puts it in the fridge. Evidently, Frobert seems to think that Stephen's polite offer was an opportunity for him to stock up on food for the upcoming days.


Never do this! It's so tacky! There is a huge difference between sharing and giving away.

If someone is eating food that they just cooked, and they offer it to you, it's because they want to include you in the wonderfully fresh meal.

It is NOT because they want you to store the leftovers in the fridge and then write your name on it so no one else can have it and then go back to your homework and ignore everyone around you. Fool!

And the worst part is that then, the next day, Stephen opens the fridge and sees the leftovers that he cooked, that evidently he can't have because they now belong to someone else. The cook always owns the leftovers unless otherwise specified! Shameless morons!


Done.


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2 comments:

  1. Is this the same frobert who is the loud eater? If so, it's time to take action. EAT THE LEFTOVERS. Then eat some of his food. Then confront him and tell him about his warped sense of leftover reality.

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  2. B Robert's logic is sound. But heartless.

    The real solution is to offer him some of that macaroni and egg concoction you used to make. This may deter him from storing leftovers ever again.

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